you have 10 seconds to think of a way to make the average vampire movie fresh and new and exciting again
A vampire going through the daily struggles of trying to hide his ever lasting boner— as rigor mortis is an unkind friend.
shut up shut up shut up
someone had to do it
OH MY GOD
When I was a man, I thought it ended
Well I knew love’s perfect ache
But my peace has always depended
On all the ashes in my way
-“Arsonist’s Lullabye”, Hozier
Stiles "Bedroom Eyes" Stilinski and Derek "Oh God He’s Looking At Me" Hale
My house is strange. There’s me, i’m bisexual, and I live with my gay brother and my asexual fiance.
My brother and I have the same taste in boys, but i’m really the only one who likes girls, and my fiance is generally just really excited about dragons.
Dude I want this sitcom
is generally just really excited about dragons